Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Randomize
