are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you mean i was at the winter classic?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Randomize
