the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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