Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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