hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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