West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
drinking out of a sandbucket again
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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