You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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