K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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