1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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