Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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