I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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