Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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