i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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