My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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