Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I love you. Go after that dick
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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