So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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