why didn't you poke me back
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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