I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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