whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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