he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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