i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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