I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
where are my eyebrows?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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