You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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