Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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