How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So squirting runs in the family.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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