Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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