This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i out mim tonsoeep
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