this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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