well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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