Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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