doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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