His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
