What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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