You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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