Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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