Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
His hands were made for my vagina.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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