i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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