how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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