awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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