census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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