he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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