Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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