I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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