I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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