everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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