apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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