brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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