If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You need a sexual gate keeper
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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