Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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