so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
pop tarts are not kleenex
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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