Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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