from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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