Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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