My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
my being single is dangerous.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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