Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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