How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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